Burn the Pages

The life of the wife is ended by the knife

2005-06-20T10:58:30Z

Hi
the show yesterday was amazing..
THANK YOU
Bye

i hope you see my face

2005-06-06T11:35:08Z

i fell asleep at the computer about 3 hours ago, it was funny.
...so colin had fun at his movie marathon last night, we had a good time just hanging out. good friends.

party time saturday night was good too.. usual crew (nedcunt, jimmycurry, moey and morgs)
we are the dudes at getting girls to kiss, me and morgs got 2 girls to kiss heaps, then a third joined in after kissing moey, then a fourth was siked but one of the others wasn't so she bailed. there was a crowd around.. chanting.. ALL 3 ALL 3.
we got fought at maccas, sucked, sammy got headbutted by a dude that was 32048237 cm taller, yrs older, kg heavier.. fat dude with down syndrome.. probably doesnt get girls.
went back to the party, like 20 fights and shit it was fun.
then we ran from the cops coz they spotlighted us in the middle of the park, it was such an adventure. yep.
thats all.

jimmy curry's mum had our beds all ready for us when we got home, we fell asleep doing inbedrunningraces.

matt<3

NOT GEEEEE ROSSSSE

2005-05-08T12:27:05Z

TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

I LOVE ALLEGED
I LOVE Y.M.C.A

being sore is worth it
Matt<3

Average shmoe

2005-05-05T09:06:25Z

I shed a tear when Adam picked the girl.. sure she's hot, but she is a dick.
The other girl ruled heaps, and she like him. Sucks.

oh, icarus tempting fate again altitude sickness setting in.

2005-04-17T09:16:50Z

for a while i was content using livejournal to just read up on what useless stuff friends had to say. but the other night something cool happened, actually a fair bit of cool stuff happened the week just god... and i can't be bothered putting it up on livejournal now that i'm logged in. hah sucks.
Matt<3

last night i couldn't stand up to save my life. i fell over a million times and looked like fool. haha

i started this gangsta shit!

2005-03-05T05:45:20Z

now's about as good a time as any to update my more than empty journal.

Last night we played a show with Taking Sides, it was the second time we played our new songs (the first time was at Parkway Drive last weekend). We played pretty well for a "no vibe" show. From one weekend where turnouts were amazing and crowd participation was intense, last night was pretty lack lustre. Oh well. Anyway...

This Friday Alleged jump on a plane to Adelaide to begin our first journey outside of Perth as a band. We look forward to fun times are we all are so very siked to party!!!!
I'm just hoping that i shake this minor cold before I leave.

Peace
Matt <3

You... not me.. will always be shit

2005-01-10T12:35:58Z

So i watched Happiness (1998) last night with George.
What it told me is that Todd Solondz is the most disturbed person i have never met in my entire life. This movie was completely wack, but interesting... and it did have a pretty good cast for a movie made in 1998.
The reason I hired this movie out is because the sample at the beginning of "Casey Jones - You Were Never a Fan of the Dry Hump' was from this movie.

I think I'm going to go hire out his other movie Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995) and watch that. It's generally about an crazy ugly 11 year old girl.

Happiness (1998) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114906/

peace
Matt<3

burnthepages @ 2004-12-17T16:41:00

2004-12-17T08:45:29Z

so the past week i have kinda been in mandurah on a family holiday accompanied by george. although i had to drive back to perth many a times, it was quite a fun time.

saturday went to some party. stole the paris hilton porn off some dude who thought it would be funny to play it at the party. came back to mandurah

sunday swam heaps and played half court tennis against george (we ended up playing 2 games. both won by me.. 6-3 6-3 and 6-3 3-6 6-4) we got really burnt.

monday we went shopping in mandurah forum and i took my guitar in to get fixed.
at mandurah forum some girl came up to me and the conversation went like this
"excuse me, my friend wants to know if you're gay"
"no im not"
"ok thanks"
*walks off*
*comes back 5 mins later*
"sorry to bother you again, but my friend just wants you to know that she thinks you're hot"

monday night i came back to perth for my work christmas party. it was fun

tuesday back at mandurah we did more tennis and swim.
tuesday night was this show at players bar it was supposed to be 'under 18 only' but alleged were on the door so it was awesome. jacob, delby and davies came down for this party. it was sweet. so we watched, lyh, kiss chasy, something with numbers and my third july.. george drove to dan's house after, we picked up some girls off the street they looked hot from afar, turns out only one was good. so i hopped in the back with her and jacob. she got her tits out. she gave me a wristy too (not to blow though) i havent jerked off in 9 days, its killin me. but the game is fun

wednesday we just chilled in the pool all day then drove back to perth so i could catch nfg. they are amazing. thats all.

nothin much more recently.
eminem cd is awesome

peace
matt <3

i missed out

2004-12-03T09:32:45Z

i know how so many people wanna do something after a HQ all ages show finishes...
seeing as though it finishes at 10, i will host a small party/gathering...
come if you like.
thats all. ask me for details if you need.

I'll be here, jumping rooftops with my friends

2004-12-01T05:50:56Z

I haven't updated this in a long time because I haven't had anything really important to say... now i do.
I've been listening to Silent Drive - Love is worth it for the last week. non stop. This CD is amazing.

get lucky

2004-10-22T11:48:49Z

weekend was mega funtimes. i always have a sweet time when against are in town. the shows this weekend were all amazing. however, i think the sun finally got to me toward sunday evening, i was pretty much dying.
so on the monday night we went to sizzler for more shenanigans (and dinner) then we took the bro's to the airport to say goodbye and what not.
... happy 21st simmo.

on tuesday brent, george, dino and i played 18 holes at burswood with golf carts. despite the fact it was mega fun, i actually played well. minus a couple of shockers on the front 9 i hit 96, which is pretty good. considering circumstances such as me not playing in agessss.

tonight im going to carnegies to celebrate a couple of old friends 19th's. i've known them for a long time. they're pretty cool aye

coopers sparkling ale is my friend
come see us play late at the whitesands tomorrow night. it's free.

matt<3

you've got one foot, in your fucking grave

2004-10-15T12:01:52Z

nows as good a time as any to update lj i suppose. i've been putting it off for a while since the last time i wanted to update, the computer crashed just as i was finishing up.

because of that i will update in shorter form.
i went to the royal show on the friday with my sister. she only came so that i'd win her a humungous purple and green dice and i had no friends to go with me anyway. sucks.
anyway this game was awesome... you had to throw three balls at 3 different targets. (one smaller than the next and shit) anyway i threw my first ball - it hit. i threw the second - it hit yet the floor that was holding the toy didn't move. so he goes "if you hit the bottom target (which is probably 2inches wide.) i will give you an extra ball" so i threw - and hit! he gave me the extra ball to have another go at the middle target which didnt work. so instead i threw the ball at the plastic protecting the toy. and the whole thing shook and the toy fell down. and i won! haha
anyway that was the most exciting part of the show. i didn't spend that much money which was rad.

so. on saturday night my sister went to a party and shit and i stayed home this night because she was inviting a couple of girls over to stay, one of which is a girl i had a crush on for like yearrrsss. so i picked em up from this party. and we went home. anyway my sister pushed mel in my room while i was watching tv and goes "just makeout with her and then she can leave" i was like :o but im a pussy and it took me 37 minutes 37 seconds to make out with her. after her drunk ex boyfriend rocked up to my house and said he was gonna sleep on the lawn til she came outside. haah poor dude. so i got to bed at 3:30 and i had to wake up at 9 because in the morning i had "gloria jeans barista of the year" competition in vic park

this competition involves me making coffee. i had to make 4 short black(espresso), 4 small cappucino's, and 4 signiture drinks in the space of 15mins. so i get there at 11 half an hour before my scheduled time and theyre running late. so i fall asleep on the couch. i get woken up and then its my go. i do my stuff. make some shit hot coffees and get judged. then i leave. as opposed to all the other "oh i hope i win" "all the best, mate" "good luck" guys, i don't give a large shit. i just wanna win the trip to sydney and noosa. hopefully i do. the sit in 'audience' and other gloria jeans store owners got to taste my signature drinks and they said it was the best tasting drink out of all of them:
"the drink formally known as prince" as made up by me.
contains: cherry syrup, chocolate syrup, coconut syrup, espresso shot and steamed milk over ice. with cherry twist cream on top.

after all that i went to uni to finish an assignment with the rest of my group. so we did. a uni assignment wouldnt be a uni assignment without dramas. so after finding out we cant get the work off the disk to print. we have to start from 3/4 of the way through. but we did it.

thats about all the exciting news from my camp anyway. i worked a little more and stuff. on wednesday went to the scotsman for a little then got bored so went to the casino and drank heaps of hot chocolate. last night we played a show. was sweet. hitlist and mindsnare were soo amazing. went to the airport to get against dudes and take em to whitesands.. thats all really. until next time

peace
matt <3

burnthepages @ 2004-10-05T12:30:00

2004-10-05T04:28:25Z

first i thought i was gonna go to the royal show today.
then my aunty said my sister and i could bring friends to silver sands resort in mandurah and hang out for the day.
then work rings and asks me to work, but i say no coz i thought i had plans.
then my sister decides to go to the shops early this morning with her phone off and decide not to tell me that shes not going to mandurah.
then i come home.
still no sign of my sister...

i just ate hungry jacks.
now i have nothing to do.

and the little boy down the well was really a skeleton

2004-10-03T11:48:30Z

me and james squire are just waiting for a lift to go out and partyyyy at harbourside

half empty half full

2004-10-01T04:46:51Z

Wednesday night I went over a friends to finish off the beers that were left over after his brothers 21st. We ransacked his neighbourhood:
We walked to the 24 hr deli thats on great eastern highway, and i spewed in the box of sweet potatos and pissed in the box containing the entry forms to win a toyota everyday for a week. It was fun.
As we left I threw a bottle at the Rivervale Hotel window with the light on hoping that mafia dude would come out with a gun.. he didn't.
So we started walking back and i spewed in every bird bath i could find for fun, then we pulled this dudes retic out. haha sucks.

Went back and played x-box tennis til 5am when i fell asleep. I woke up at like 7:30 and got peer pressured into taking work off. So I did and we went for a surf.

Jammed last night, which was good. We are probably 40-50% of the way through our new song. Oscar and Mawds came and watched, I like them. Anyway we are using the intro to our new song as our intro for our set tonight, so people better mosh otherwise ill cry.
We are getting more merch, coz we are starting to run out. Oscar's homo so he's getting a bright yellow shirt.

Mawds gave me new It Dies Today. It's the third (possibly fourth) cd which i've recently acquired to find out that it's absolutely amazing.

I'm yet to start my study for today. I might go shower then do it. Then wack it. Then we'll see what happens...
Mannnnnn IDT group singing just then. This is amazing...
Anyway.
peace
Matt<3

ps. come to whitesands tonight to see the hot boys that make up Alleged and Burn for Me, hopefully it's not too far past your bedtime. Get there early to catch AD and the Jury. It's free so it shouldn't break your wallet.

Chingy jackpot!!!!!

2004-09-28T14:24:08Z

yeah so like last night i was writing a journal entry and as i moved the mouse to click "update journal" at he pointer went insane and clicked everything everywhere and closed my 'long' entry. sucks

anyway, ill try start again:
actually no no i wont haha..

-not much has been happening since last update hey.
-tuesday night the opposition indoor cricket didn't turn up so they forfeited, and we just bowled and batted to each other
-i drove home and locked my car up and shit
-in the morning i woked up and my car was slightly ajar and i thought "fuck i didn't leave that open, hopefully they battery isn't dead"
-as i neared the car, i saw everything open, things pulled apart, and no cd wallet. FUCK!
-i went to uni and tryed to forget about it...
-i worked after uni
-i went to the foundry to watch gyroscope and mere theory (was sweet fun)
-some girl was gonna let me draw on her cunt with a marker.. i couldn't find one that worked on her skin. unlucky.
-worked all day thursday
-had jam thursday night
-worked friday
-found out i get my cd's back because my car was on my property so it's covered by home and contents insurance
-waited til brent finished work on friday night so we hit up xbox seesh.
-picked up jacob, avon, carlos and talon from freo.
-jacob and carlos hugged avon butt naked :)
-saturday i worked morning
-went straight to brents and got boozey
-brisbane lost
-i was sad again
-went to my friends brother's 21st saturday night
-added to my booziness
-made out with a girl
-sunday i got a lift to my old school for free sausage sizzle at the fair
-bought cans of diet coke
-talked to old school people
-drove home
-had a shower
-packed up my car and headed into freo
-caught the end of gyroscope
-drove to railway hotel and hung out for a while
-played an ok show
-drove jacob home via mcdonalds
-fell asleep
-worked monday morning
-had uni monday afternoon
-monday = returned the xbox game 2 nights overdue after recieving numerous phone calls from video ezy
-dad tried to install my cd player in my car last night, but he sucks
-tonight he tried once again and decided for me to go pay to get it done, coz he sucks
-we lost indoor cricket against an A grade side
-i was an awesome wicket keeper

this song goes out to all you shady bitches, thinkin we owe you somethin... we dont!

2004-09-21T10:53:41Z

first off. cricket is being sneaky and slowly climbing up my priority list, i think i hate it... its forcing me to miss the OC and have to tape it for the 3rd week running. anyway:

last week i had do do a lot of work for myself. i had a uni test and a 1500 word essay due within 4 days, and i wasn't as far along as i should've been. anyway i got crackin and got em both done and i was very happy with the end result. still my days are kept busy by work/uni/stupid stuff that take up little amounts of my life...

since friday i stayed at home watching the footy, i decided to go out on saturday night (deen and paramount. woo). george drove me and brent and we met kenny and avon at the deen. there were soo many broads i love it, and i dancing stupid is awesome. and my uncle's band plays at the deen on saturday night so i got to watch him for a bit. at the paramount it was like 2:30am and this girl emily, from my work, needed help getting home, so i was using her phone to message her friends to help her get home, in the mean time she was kissing my neck and shit.. ahahh it was awesome. then i made george come outside, coz i had to line up to get back in, and we walked to pot black and went up stairs for fun. i found the marvel super heroes vs. street fighter arcade game so i decided to play. cyber akuma was intense - i spent about a dollar getting to him, and then 5 bucks trying to destroy him. i still couldn't win. even on my last credit my special did nothing and he killed me for the last time. i gave up but still ended up 1st on the high scores list.

chilled the rest of the weekend, took my car in to get fixed on monday morning, and handed in my uni shit too.
i 'worked' with brent today. we took a couch from a display home, put it in storage, and picked up a new couch and put it back into the same display home. easy 30 clams.

i have cricket soon.

peace
matt<3

i got a fake id

2004-09-11T01:33:58Z

my ebay auction that i wanted to win ended at 12:45 this morning, i won in the last minute :)
it's a new guitar, (for those who know/want to know) its a ltd kh-602 with a black and purple coffin case. together new thats about $1450US and i won it for $625US... there's so much sweet cheap stuff on ebay, if i wasn't living in poverty i'd buy more.

not much has been happening really besides work, band and a little bit of uni. stars don't fall launch this weekend.. fun times. pop punk shows are fun. that's about all this weekend for me. i might do some study this week.

peace
matt <3

timmy has a small case of little man syndrome

2004-08-17T14:52:25Z

yeah so i played cricket tonight. and one of the dude's on the other team got slightly out of hand for a fun game of indoor cricket. it all started with him heckling me a little. until he called me a black curly hair faggot

they one the toss and batted first, and we were fielding and were playing sooooo shit, for the first 2 partnerships (8 overs). we were getting angry... 77 in 8 overs.
i got moved to field at the back net to stop the big runs, coz they were scoring heaps off the back net, the back net is 2m in front of the other team... as soon as i moved there this old, small dude started giving me shit and stuff.. first saying that our team had no sense of humour coz we were angry for playing shit

he said shit like:
"curly hair queer dickhead"
"go sing on australian idol faggy boy"
"you black curly hair faggot"
...then he goes
"why do have to be a genius and spot that we were a player short"
i decided to respond. just because he called me black and genius.
i'm a smart ass.. i wasn't gonna take it and do nothing...
"coz i went to school and got an education, its that simple"
then he goes
"dont get smart with me or ill belt your face"
i just laughed, i would've been happy with
"i went to school too"
obviously i picked it...

then my dad dropped a slightly difficult catch (he was fielding right middle pitch).. and he calls out to his batters
"pick the shit fielders guys.. hit it to the guy on your left"
and i go
"hes on your batters right hand side dummy"
then i just ignored him for the rest of the time while i fielded

Our turn to bat came and I opened the batting with Shaun, we played a couple of bad shots but still made 26. their whole team made 88 after we picked up our game and finished the game with them making 11 for their last 2 partnerships (it also meant that if all our partnerships made 22 we'd draw - 4 partnerships)
after we finished batting i go
"well done shaun good batting we're 4 up on em"
and he goes
"you're 4 ahead? how the fuck did you get that?"
and i go
"88 was your score.. 4 partnerships. divide 88 by 4 and you get 22.. we are on 26 therefore we are 4 up"
he shutup

game finished, after a few minor hiccups on our part we won 101-88, and our team waited at the net opening to shake hands... s he walked out he wasn't gonna shake my hand so i put my hand out, and made him shake it. when he did he goes
"you better learn to keep your mouth shut or i'll smack the fuck out of you"
all the time i was thinking 'you're the one doin all the talking, moron'
i was probably the most fired up i have ever been. i played quite well and we got a win out of it. sweet

ok sorry for all the "and he goes, and i go, and he goes shit ahah"
that is all.. they're playing pong on the olympics, im going to watch...
peace
matt

The great collapse.. is it not irony in this case

2004-08-15T10:18:26Z

yeah so most people have heard about the party to destroy all parties that occurred last night... it was off the hook.

i paid 20 clams, so for that i was definately gonna be devo for the night... this stripper was dardy, as i expected a gross whore:
-i pulled a bean chain out of her vag
-i ate the other half of a banana out of it
-i grabbed her business card off her vag with my teeth
- we all got our fair shair of high heel's in the face though.. wat do you expect. 25 dudes and a stripper ahahah, it was never gonna be perfectly under control.

i got completely drunk again.. drunk enough to get outta control, and do spew tricks. read Karls most recent entry for more details of good condish.
i didn't sleep for more than 1 and a half hours last night and im still cool.

peace

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2004-08-10T14:39:03Z

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nothing could be better than ashlee simpson wanting to bang me lots...

dude. how'd you get here so quick?

2004-08-04T04:27:53Z

yeah so last night on my way to cricket something decided to change for the worse. a small few of you may know that i was in a car crash last night. and i hope that if i am in another crash that this one will be the worst one, also i hope that no one of you guys have to go through this. its terrible

my dad called me before i left the house and told me that i had to pick macca up from his house and take him to cricket because he was running late and wouldn't be home in time. so i left my house and proceeded. driving 70km/h down nicholson road, canning vale (im sure some of you may be familiar with this street). there was a van waiting in the opposite direction to turn right, across my path. i looked at the car and it was stationary so i continued on my way. then the van decided to try make it through. by the time i saw it happening, i was approximately 2m from the van, which wasn't even enough time to hit the skids really. i just thought to myself 'here we go' and took most of the 70km/h impact on my nose against the steering wheel. i'm sure i'm pretty lucky to be alive. most people that saw the scene would have feared for the worst, i have realised that complete strangers actually do care. from the lady in the 3rd car who was slightly involved, to the chinese guy from across the road, to the 4 young dudes on bikes. oh yeah especially the cops and the ambulance guys.

as soon as it happened i just pried the door open and leaned to the side of the car and dripped soo much blood from my nose it wasn't funny. then the lady helped me to the kerb, where i had to sit for the entire time. all i could think about was my guitar gear in the boot..ahaha. but yeah i was pretty cool most of the time making jokes and shit, while i overheard shit like:
-the front section of the car has been pushed in 150mm... among other talking between persons.
-the other guy has comprehensive insurance.
i had to take a breathaliser. i had always wanted to do one of those, but as i said, its not the way i pictured my first one. hah

i went to hospital last night for 3 hours. i had xrays on my nose and 4 stitches in my left calf. at the moment i look really ugly, i have a really fat nose thats full of dry blood, and a swollen right eye (im struggling to see properly for now), and lots of scratches and bruises and stuff. i'm doing pretty good considering...

so i heard the other guy had comprehensive insurance, which meant that i was covered for up to $3000 or some shit. i thought yeah cool i could get a new car maybe. turns out things aren't so perfect. calling around this morning, we had to call his father in law in new zealand who said, the car is not registered because it had been sold, and probably not insured either. goodbye good times.

peace
love matt
ps. the other guy is still in hospital. i hope.. for his sake. that he is ok.

understand my issue

2004-08-02T03:49:13Z

yeah i'm pretty fucked after this weekend. jamming went well during the week and i highly anticipated the shows that would happen. i was so excited, i giggled like a school girl everytime i thought of the weekend.
however it seemed i wasn't allowed to be 100% positive all weekend, so someone decided to curse me with a cold on thursday morning, and gave me 9-6 shift at work that same day. after work that day i dragged my self to practice and forgot about the sickness for all of 3 or so hours. when i got home i was so fucked. i couldn't even move and shit. i was super close to calling in sick for work on friday.
when i woke up friday morning i felt pretty good so i braced myself for the day and headed that way. work was uneventful, and i plodded my way through the day, then left early to take "mesa" to heat nightclub to be used for the night. instead of partying and staying for the show i went home and rested up knowing i had a biggish weekend to get through.
saturday night and good times came around soon enough. not as big turnout as i hoped still fun. i went home pretty much straight after so i could be even sweeter for all ages show. i like all ages. something about the young girls i guess.
sunday was sweet like candy. i had heaps of fun. we were aight. moshed to ruins. sweet. moshed to sth until i ripped my groin something bad, i can't even walk still and its lunch monday, i've had ice on it all night and all morning. after the show was done i went home, ate doritos and watched a bit of late night tv.
i thank someone for making my uni timetable sweet, so i don't have to go until 1:30 on mondays hahaha. woo

peace
love matt
ps. stronger than hate ruled.
pps. the metal dudes that licked jamie's arse ruled more ("oh man, all the bands were shit except for you")

everything you do... ohhh shit

2004-07-25T13:50:47Z

so i had probably one of the best/funnest weekends in aggessss...
after working heaps throughout the week. we had guitar jam on thursday night, where we 90% finished our new song. friday i worked again and sometime after getting home i showered, and headed to brents to join karl and brent. chilled out there for a bit then lilad came and took us to jacobs. soon after adam crowe and delby arrived and we went to Apsley hall for Mel Bailey and Megan Camp's party. It was terribly occupied by jocks, but soo much fun was had.
+drunky dancing
+cheesy cheese throw throw
+throwing ice at delby
-random throwing sand at delby
+throwing ice at random throwing sand at delby
-random trying to fight brent for throwing ice at him
+random being wussy wussy fag fag
+pretending the girls toilets were unisex so we could go in

it was hell late when we left and walked to jakes house and slept. i woke up got a ride home with josh, then i showered and loaded gear into brents car and we headed to soundworks for full jam. we got the new song down, its hot, vocals will be up and running real soon. so halfway through jam, it turned into a party with heaps of dudes rockin up, include andy and simmo from live today who happened to have a impulse decision to fly to perth and only arrived somewhat a couple of hours before hand. so after we were done i left with brent and i chilled at home for a while before drivin to julz's for more good times.
-delby's ass bottle
+george
+throwing crushed doritos at mawds
-mawds chasing me across the road, where i jumped over the bonnet of a car as it drove under me, almost dying haha.
+eating a lemon whole (which happened to be the unzi's present to julz)
+then squirting the lemon in my eye
+then sculling straight red cordial
+then spewing in the middle of the patio for fun
+then hiding while people thought joel was me and grilled him for spewing
+then eating my spew with a spoon
+then snorting the painkiller, herron (pretending it was heroin)
+jacobs karaoke good times.

i just chilled at home, playing guitar every once in a while today. then went over to brents to teach him as i lay dying cover, later on. back at uni tomorrow, should be sweet.

peace
love matt

your jowwwkin me

2004-07-14T14:05:38Z

so i did that livejournal family thing. but it wouldn't be an accurate representation because my favourite colour was not an option.
however, i would just like to point out some interesting results from different colours:
Red - Julia(starryinkedskin) is my husband
Orange - Alex(phantoms_now) is my mother and my father
Green - Mel(quickignition) is my mother, and my dog
Blue - Adam(onefifth) is my dog ahah
Silver - Brent(ninjabrent) is my husband, and my mother